Say see-ya to your ex
So, you’re back on the dating scene after god knows how long and you don't know where to start. Let's face it you just spent the last 5 years with someone and now you’re trying to ‘find yourself’.
I’ve got three rules for when you’re back in the sea...
1. Do not talk about your ex- We can’t believe we have to spell this out but nobody wants to know your baggage. This includes their name; for chicks, it just becomes the bullseye on a dartboard. Oh, and fellas don't tell your date that your ex-was a ‘nagging hoe'. There's a girl code that goes along the lines of ‘chicks before dicks’ so don't diss a sister.
2. Do not assume sex will be the same- You’ve had a great routine for the past 5 years, foreplay, sex, more foreplay or maybe you’ve had nothing at all… who knows! But when its time to get down and dirty, don’t assume they know how you ‘like it’ or you know how they like it. Treat this sex session as a blank canvas and get to know one another, and then ask yourself how you'd describe it in movie titles. #TooFastTooFurious
3. Do not date- Look maybe skip rule 1 and 2, you probably don’t give a shit what people think as you’ve got your boner blinkers on. If you really have just come out of a serious relationship you are probably looking to fuck around, and if you're not, at least treat yourself to one 'no strings attached' roll in the hay.
Ps. friendly reminder your ex is an ex for a reason. So, before you sleep at night remember you're not Adele. You do not need to wish the best for them, nor do you want to find someone like them.